Gold tooth

My older friend needed to get a tooth replaced. She joked that she was considering a gold tooth. She figured she would, as she put it “pimp out her mouth”.
Is it just me, or does that have a different connotation than she may have intended because she was referring to her mouth?
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Telling time checking out cute people — Not what it used to be.

Remember that game we played as teenagers and older?
“Quick 10 o’clock.” It meant, check out the cute girl (boy) in that direction.
…But my kids are not learning to tell time this way in school anymore. Everything is digital.
So how do you play when you can’t text the person standing right next to you to check someone out?
I guess use a reference they know.
“Quick, on button location!”
Or “Quick. Right ear phone!”
It’s just not the same.
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Hailey got toilet trained at 5 through the night!!!!

Hailey can officially go through the night without pull-ups. One website said those kids with sleep apnea can’t feel that they have to go and wake themselves from sleep. Had her tested and sure enough she had sleep apnea. So they took her tonsils and adenoids out to make more room in her throat and her sleep apnea is gone. Then she was able to sleep through the night without peeing in her pull up. Could be a coincidence, or the fact that I said she had too get up when she felt the urge in her sleep and she said “even when my muscles are too tired to get out of bed and I am cozy?” I said “especially then!!!!
Was I being played all along? Oh well. It’s done, And as I predicted, I knew I could toilet train her before she got married. That was the deadline I gave myself. 2 points for me. 10 for her.
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Superhero Hailey

Hailey believes she is a superhero. Now that it’s cold, she sees her breath in the air, and thinks it’s her new superpower, like superman when he blows out fire.
She said that since she is sick, the other superheroes will have to take over.
She said unfortunately spiderman has been behaving badly, so he has to stay in her superhero school until he stops doing bad things and then he can graduate.
She has a major crush again this year on a cute nice boy. She told him he is a superhero too, not because she gave him super powers but because he was born that way like her. He said he doesn’t think so. We talked and she feels he’ll believe her maybe in the future when he’s ready. Normally she only gives super powers to nice people, but she felt he was born one.
She said “Do u know why Justin Bieber is my favourite singer? I forgot he was born a super hero!”
She saw him on a music awards show awhile back. She blushed bright red, and when he thanked his fans, she got all coy and said “that’s me!”
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Full stop

I got a ticket the other day for not making a complete stop at the stop sign. I slowed, stopped, too quick for the cops liking I guess, and took my foot off the petal. I guess I didn’t stop and take a big breath like a period at the end of a sentence. More like a semi-colon
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