My friend’s car got broken into. He was insulted they didn’t steal his Ray Ban sunglasses. He thought they were still cool after 20 years.Instead they only stole the 4$ in change.
We thought this might have happened because the thieves were thinking “nice sunglasses, but i don’t have time to choose my summer face right now. The cops could be here any minute, and i’m having a serious Mac Attack and need that change. Priorities people. Food first. Fashion second”.